Monday, November 16, 2015

How to Sit in a Big Box Parking Lot

Right now, I'm sitting in a Target parking lot.  I've positioned our car in a space so that I'm facing the front door.  I'm in a well-lit area and I can see all around our vehicle.  When my wife emerges from the store, all I have to do is crank it and punch it.  I'll roll up and the passenger door will be right in front of her.

I'm minimizing her chance to encounter a purse snatcher.  Our dog is in the back seat with a deep bark and sharp pointy teeth to minimize our interactions with car burglars, carjackers.  It's the least I can do for the holidays.

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